joke comics mentioning healthcare, death and burial 

in honor of the spamusement webcomic page coming down, i decided to carry on the mantle for at least two comics, so i wrote a couple, based on the subject lines in spam emails i received, just like the original.

not sure if this'll be a Thing or not, but the two were fun.

cynical but also not?, political, over-generalization, generational 

millennials walked into the apocalypse, and were trodden down

zoomers grew up in the apocalypse, and they were forged strong

a book about pope emeritus benedict xvi titled "the old man and the see"

Job hunt 

I heard back from one of my applications. They had me take an assessment. Waiting again now.

fraternity death 

how many more college kids have to die during hazing before universities finally just ban fraternities

last names that look like the sound of suppressing a sneeze 

sveum

me, a person apparently unaware of the fact that pens can run out of ink: "my pen ran out of ink? what the fuck?"

a video site but it's all about a iranian-japanese baseball player 

yutube

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a video site but it's all about an indian tribe native to the western US 

utetube

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a video site but it's all about trees 

yewtube

random number of the beast generator 

666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666... 666...

a burner phone, but when it rings, it bursts into flame

US politics, minimum wage 

if democrats were really serious about raising the minimum wage, schumer would hold a vote on the house bill in the senate and force manchin and sinema to go on record.

i think they'd blink.

US politics, joke 

i bet i could get rudy giuliani to pay me for this compaq laptop i got at the thrift store, if i told him it had dirt on hunter biden on it

me: let me know right before this auction ends.

ebay app: you got it, boss.

*time passes*

ebay app: oh hey, boss, that auction ended like an hour ago.

me: ...

last names that don't look at all pronounceable 

hrbeck

These toots have not been evaluated by the Federal Drug Administration, and are not intended to diagnose, treat, prevent, or cure any disease.

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