John_Garrison.exe @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@Kyoji call in sick, it's a good idea

working on a solo plemora instance so i can finally achieve my dream of whitelist federation

@gardevoir best possible use for time travel tbh

@gardevoir niche scented candle idea right there

lindsay ellis's recent review of "titanic" would be the main inspiration

considering the ubiquity of the youtube genre "that thing you like is bad actually," i've considered trying to fill the niche of "that thing you hate is good actually"

@Juju would you believe weeks of careful planning

5. because of 4, you are opening the door to further dishonesty like embezzlement and time theft

6. you are not treating your employees like fucking human beings

reasons charging your employees for their mistakes (ie, breaking a dish) is bad:

1. you're passing a cost of doing business on to employees, which is simply unethical

2. you're making your employees scared to make mistakes, which likely slows them down to a too-deliberate pace

3. you're making your employees scared to admit mistakes, which means coverups and lies

4. because of 3, you are teaching your employees that lies and dishonesty pay

@Juju big if true

draw me like one of your french onion soups

Say "This picante sauce was made in New York City!"

If they respond "wut," then they were born after.

If they respond "NEW YORK CITY????", they were born before.

i said i was quitting fedi, but it's more like i'm moderating. seems ok so far

@Juju i refuse to allow wrinkle-free clothing to have been invented for nothing

Me: *tries to get ahold of a small friendly dog wearing no collar and running loose*

Someome four houses away: HE'S FINE, LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Me: ...

Good evening to everyone except people who call a rideshare to pick them up at an apartment complex and don't text the gate code and/or where to fucking pick them up.

it's not a handball penalty just because the offense kicked the ball into the defender's hand

who jerk off over linux

me: pleroma has whitelist federation, i wonder if i could solve my concerns by running a solo pleroma server

pleroma server setup guide: *a bunch of goddamn fossbro bullshit that the uninitiated can't possibly understand*

me: nevermind i guess

ron johnson might be replaced by a democrat

joe manchin will only ever be replaced by a republican