in honor of the spamusement webcomic page coming down, i decided to carry on the mantle for at least two comics, so i wrote a couple, based on the subject lines in spam emails i received, just like the original.

not sure if this'll be a Thing or not, but the two were fun.

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 02:22

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 02:22

Mar 02, 2021, 02:22

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

phoenix wright, pet detective

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 01:17

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 01:17

Mar 02, 2021, 01:17

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

cynical but also not?, political, over-generalization, generational

millennials walked into the apocalypse, and were trodden down

zoomers grew up in the apocalypse, and they were forged strong

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 01:12

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 01:12

Mar 02, 2021, 01:12

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@MmeLibertine @noelle @FirstProgenitor i'm pushing forty and i maintain that zoomers will save the world

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 00:30

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 02, 2021, 00:30

Mar 02, 2021, 00:30

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

a book about pope emeritus benedict xvi titled "the old man and the see"

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 23:54

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 23:54

Mar 01, 2021, 23:54

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

Job hunt

I heard back from one of my applications. They had me take an assessment. Waiting again now.

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 23:45

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 23:45

Mar 01, 2021, 23:45

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@noelle
"HWat is a 'ute'?"
"you know, two yout's."

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 22:11

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 22:11

Mar 01, 2021, 22:11

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@eject after which, remembering that there can only be one sarah, you sank it

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 22:06

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 22:06

Mar 01, 2021, 22:06

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

fraternity death

how many more college kids have to die during hazing before universities finally just ban fraternities

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:58

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:58

Mar 01, 2021, 20:58

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

last names that look like the sound of suppressing a sneeze

sveum

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:20

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:20

Mar 01, 2021, 20:20

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@noelle eh

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:05

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:05

Mar 01, 2021, 20:05

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

420

pleasantly high

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:00

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 20:00

Mar 01, 2021, 20:00

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

me, a person apparently unaware of the fact that pens can run out of ink: "my pen ran out of ink? what the fuck?"

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

a video site but it's all about a iranian-japanese baseball player

yutube

Show thread

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

Mar 01, 2021, 19:29

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

a video site but it's all about an indian tribe native to the western US

utetube

Show thread

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:27

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:27

Mar 01, 2021, 19:27

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

a video site but it's all about trees

yewtube

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:26

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 19:26

Mar 01, 2021, 19:26

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

@flowerenby i am good at numerous things that i don't wanna do

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 18:55

**John Garrison** @john@fedi.garrison.beer · Mar 01, 2021, 18:55

Mar 01, 2021, 18:55

John Garrison @john@fedi.garrison.beer

random number of the beast generator

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