John_Garrison.exe @john@fedi.garrison.beer

Me: *tries to get ahold of a small friendly dog wearing no collar and running loose*

Someome four houses away: HE'S FINE, LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Me: ...

Good evening to everyone except people who call a rideshare to pick them up at an apartment complex and don't text the gate code and/or where to fucking pick them up.

it's not a handball penalty just because the offense kicked the ball into the defender's hand

who jerk off over linux

me: pleroma has whitelist federation, i wonder if i could solve my concerns by running a solo pleroma server

pleroma server setup guide: *a bunch of goddamn fossbro bullshit that the uninitiated can't possibly understand*

me: nevermind i guess

ron johnson might be replaced by a democrat

joe manchin will only ever be replaced by a republican

hey

hey you

yeah you, the one complaining about joe manchin

name all 50 republican senators who are refusing to support the voting rights bill

actually, i'm just gonna try to quit fedi.

if you want to find me and don't know how, my email is listed in my profile

taking a break from fedi a while i guess

@ItsJenNotGabby fedi is not the main source of information for anyone. Some people come here because it's a safe space where they can avoid being triggered. No one comes here because they know the Important Information will be thrust into their faces without warning

I don't want to kill myself but I do want to never have existed

@ItsJenNotGabby that's ridiculously unfair

why the crap does launchpad mcquack's house have "LU" as a logo on it?

@soft truth

@flowerenby mood

young people: just because it's in a forwarded email doesn't mean it's true, dad...

also young people: *believe everything if it's said in a tik tok*

huey, dewey, and louie just referred to flintheart glomgold's tam o' shanter as a "weird pancake hat," which honestly is kinda adorable